** "Collection of famous quotes by
Navjot Singh Sidhu" : **
**1.** That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
**2.** There is light at the end of the tunnel for India , but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
**3.** Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
**4.** This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados .
"Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
**5.** Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
**6.** Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
**7.** Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
**8.** He is like a Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
**9.** The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis!
Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
**10.** As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
**11.** The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
**12.**** The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack. **
**13.** The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
**14.** Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
**15.** The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
**16.** Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
**17.** You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
**18.** Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
**19.** He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
**20.** One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
**21.** This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at
Port of Spain T&T
"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
**22.** Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm
**23.** Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
**24.** You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
**25.** The cat with gloves catches no mice.
**26.** Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
**27.** You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
**28.** He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
**29.** The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
**30.** Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa...!!
Navjot Singh Sidhu" : **
**1.** That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
**2.** There is light at the end of the tunnel for India , but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
**3.** Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
**4.** This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados .
"Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
**5.** Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
**6.** Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
**7.** Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
**8.** He is like a Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
**9.** The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis!
Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
**10.** As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
**11.** The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
**12.**** The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack. **
**13.** The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
**14.** Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
**15.** The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
**16.** Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
**17.** You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
**18.** Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
**19.** He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
**20.** One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
**21.** This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at
Port of Spain T&T
"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
**22.** Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm
**23.** Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
**24.** You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
**25.** The cat with gloves catches no mice.
**26.** Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
**27.** You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
**28.** He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
**29.** The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
**30.** Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa...!!
"Life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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